A woman is at home when she hears
someone knocking at her door.
She goes to the door opens it and
sees a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a
Va*ina?"
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock
at the door, its the same man and he
asks the same question to the
Woman, "Do you have a Va*ina?"
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband
gets home she tell him what has
happened for the last two days.
The husband tells his wife in a loving
and concerned voice, "Honey, I am
taking an off tomorrow SO as to be
home, just incase this guy shows up
again."
The next morning they hear a knock at
the door and both ran for the door.
The husband whisperes to the wife,
"Honey, im going to hide behind the
door and listen and if it is the same
guy I want you to answer yes to the
question because I want to a see
where he's going with this."
She nods yes to her husband and
opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is
standing there, he asks, "Do you have
a Va*ina?"
"Yes I do." says the lady.
The man replies,
"Good, would you mind telling your
husband to leave my wife's alone and
start using yours!"
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