Funny Jokes

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his dr…

A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk. They connect. they end up leaving together. They get back to his pl…

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing…

An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini, "I want to feel your bre@sts" he…

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. 😁 The male wh…

A man travels on a ship. 😁 Two days in, the ship encounters a storm and drowns. Hanging on weakly to a piece of the…

Ted comes home blackout drunk, as he does most nights. 😀 With his eyes barely open, he misses his friend Carl in bed …